gwynbleidd892:

gwynndolin:

FOUND IT

This is exactly what Hotline Miami is about

dankmemeuniversity:

emperilysm:

nuclear-nigerians:

fluoride-bomb:

fengshuiofficecubicle:

I only know of warmongering and fearmongering, but surely you can monger more things than fear and war

The 3rd position: Fishmonger

Also, whoremonger.

Political compass:

Fear War

Whore Fish

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

when u were a kid there were only 2 moral alignments: kids who hated the sound of joints popping/cracking and kids who purposely popped their joints to make everyone else cringe

i almost forgot the elusive third category: kids who were entirely unaffected by joint cracking noises but couldn’t crack their own joints either so they just had to sit there and take it

(Source: hexglyphs)

my-little-ninja:

foxy-mulder:

cherry-mentat:

anonymoustypewriter:

allura-of-altea:

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

Guillermo I know it’s you

“And I would have gotten away with with it if it wasn’t for you kinkshaming kids”

(Source: uravitystan)

mockiato:

cappy:

this is making me go bananas

source vid

They’re beautiful and I love them

freakxwannaxbe:

catsnuggler:

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

athenavine:

aaaaa42:

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

(Source: ewanenoellav)

kropotkhristian:

Reminder that Link was designed to be genderqueer

mechsuit:

mechsuit:

i cant believe zeldas out here knowing everything about the wildlife and flora of hyrule and constantly talks about experiments and science and even asks link to eat a live fucking frog and y’all are like “ahh… shes such an elegant, graceful and proper princess :)”

zelda eats DIRT. shes a scholar and scientist and shes dedicated to knowing everything about hyrule and you bet your ASS that involves geography and she LICKS ROCKS. she keeps lizards and frogs in her POCKETS.